Laughable:

• The naked scene in A Room With a View.

-Kevin, "That's the most action you'll get in ten years."
-Brian, "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

• In French

-Kiet: Want some? The deformed jelly beans are cheaper.

-Calvin: Wait, why are you filming me? STOP FILMING ME. 

• Shooting Zaw with a Nerf Gun and laughing evilly with him 

• When my parents saw the cuts on my wrists and arms, they came to 2 conclusions

A) Someone scratched me and I was going to die of Hep. B.
B) I joined a masochistic, Satanic cult.

• BSing through my math binder like a BOSS.